Just For Laugh: Diet Spoon

“A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.” — Hermione Gingold

“Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends.” — Unknown

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” — Irv Kupcinet

“I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.” — Shelley Winters

“A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.” ~Author Unknown

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”- Author Unknown

“I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.” -Jane Wagner

“My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like – just don’t swallow it.”- Harry Secombe

Hope these funny weight loss quotes or diet quotes brought a smile to your face as it did mine. When you can laugh about your weight, you are definitely on your way to live a life of health, and loving abundance! – Loving Abundance

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